yourdearfriend: (he can make a pig fly)
Clarence ([personal profile] yourdearfriend) wrote2016-04-29 11:44 am

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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, CLARENCE.

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<CLARENCE> hey there
<CLARENCE> it's your good friend CLARENCE
<CLARENCE> start talking
<CLARENCE> :)
ufufufufu: (they say you're a freak)

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[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to summon my lord to this plane. Before if I did, it could be seen and felt across the ground. Now with everyone screaming, his arrival may be quieted.

He should be welcomed with everyone going silent and looking at the horror of the chaos he embodies.

But it is a sweet secret. It is. I kept quiet about it all this time. Enough coin to buy a power that sounds like nothing. Enough bodies gathered to be his blood and body. He will come. Exciting, yes?
ufufufufu: (but baby i don't mean it)

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[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-04 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

It's a secret within a secret. I think Katsuie knows what I've been doing. It'll be funny when he sees how right he's always been. Hahaha.

It's a difficult one. Very difficult. It's calling through the layers, you see? Layers of life and death. It's needing a lot of blood and the right vessels. It's needing those things so that the right thing is called to take form. Otherwise, it's just a lich. Just a lich. No good for anyone.

The coins are nice. I realized what they could be used for when someone said it once. Was it Katsuie? Maybe. I thought about it and decided to try it out. I asked for money. Lots and lots of money. It's all gone now but they gave it. Something simple, see? Simple and easy. Don't ask for too much or they'll realize what you're doing. Then what? Hahahha. Then everything comes tumbling down.

I'm very excited. Are you excited, too?

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ufufufufu: (but it's always gonna come)

< mitsuhide > | due to his post

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-03-19 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'M REALLY SORRY, CLARENCE
I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU AND I DIDN'T
I REALLY AND GREATLY APOLOGIZE
ufufufufu: (we can live fast)

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[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-03-19 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You do?
Someone said that I put a target on you.
I remember you don't like dying or wanting to die.
That's why I tried to be kind to you.
That's why.
But you're not mad?
I'm overjoyed!

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<ghostprince> [1. he's ridiculous. 2. Mitsuhide talks too much]

[personal profile] shootaro 2017-04-07 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So, Mr. Mitsuhide told me you found yourself a woman. You might even be living with her.

Congratulations.

Should I pick up a housewarming gift?

I was going to say a wedding gift, but it looks like my guardian angel is planning on living in SIN.

Anyway, I was thinking of maybe a flyswatter.

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[personal profile] shootaro 2017-04-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Squeeeeeeal.

Oink oink.

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[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-06-24 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to teach people how to cook.
I am disgusted by how few that do not know how to do it.
It's relaxing and eating meat should be more than EATING MEAT.
You can make curry.
Or hot pot.
Or potstickers.
Or udon.
It does not just have to be tearing flesh off the bone.
How can people live as long as they have lived without knowing how to make some kind of meal?
We must fix this, Clarence.
ufufufufu: (that this is all just a contest?)

< mitsuhide >

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-06-25 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot do that, Clarence!
I made a promise to Hawkeye to not kill people.
Breaking promises is a no-no.

Anyway.
I have come to greatly enjoy cooking.
I would like to spread that love to others.
So that I need not know that SOMEONE is just eating pizza and not broadening their horizons.
Our peninsula is small and will feel smaller if everyone continues to eat the same type of food -- raw human flesh.
Indeed, I would like people to be more creative in what they eat.
Or they're going to end up getting depressed and frustrated and probably start killing one another.

And you're still too weak to fight in such chaos.

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[personal profile] thekindestdemon 2017-08-07 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Clarence dear...

There's something I need to discuss with you.
thekindestdemon: (disturbing news)

<brokensoul>

[personal profile] thekindestdemon 2017-08-08 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Something very unexpected.

You remember when we first met, I had a man of own, that I lived with? The one that vanished?

He came back. He'll be sharing my room.

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[personal profile] peaceamongworlds 2018-04-13 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, so WTF were our terms anyway? I don't remember because it was FOUR MONTHS AGO.
peaceamongworlds: (#13)

<C_137>

[personal profile] peaceamongworlds 2018-04-14 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, you just had them right there

That's pretty impressive for someone who ghosted existence, but ALRIGHT if those were terms, just let me know next time you're hungry or w/e and I'll bring someone over

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[personal profile] peccatore 2018-05-14 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to ask you to stop making inflammatory posts.
I didn't want to say this in public because it looked to me like it wouldn't be good for people to see "infighting" either, so to speak.
peccatore: (excuse me i know my C++)

<marco>

[personal profile] peccatore 2018-05-19 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not what I said.

Fostering animosity only makes us look bad.
People STILL think we're some kind of cult and this doesn't help.


[And of course Marco feels responsible for that, but hey, that's why he's having this conversation.]

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