yourdearfriend: (he can make a pig fly)
Clarence ([personal profile] yourdearfriend) wrote2016-04-29 11:44 am

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<CLARENCE> hey there
<CLARENCE> it's your good friend CLARENCE
<CLARENCE> start talking
<CLARENCE> :)
ufufufufu: (they say you're a freak)

<anotherface>

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to summon my lord to this plane. Before if I did, it could be seen and felt across the ground. Now with everyone screaming, his arrival may be quieted.

He should be welcomed with everyone going silent and looking at the horror of the chaos he embodies.

But it is a sweet secret. It is. I kept quiet about it all this time. Enough coin to buy a power that sounds like nothing. Enough bodies gathered to be his blood and body. He will come. Exciting, yes?
ufufufufu: (but baby i don't mean it)

<anotherface>

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-04 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

It's a secret within a secret. I think Katsuie knows what I've been doing. It'll be funny when he sees how right he's always been. Hahaha.

It's a difficult one. Very difficult. It's calling through the layers, you see? Layers of life and death. It's needing a lot of blood and the right vessels. It's needing those things so that the right thing is called to take form. Otherwise, it's just a lich. Just a lich. No good for anyone.

The coins are nice. I realized what they could be used for when someone said it once. Was it Katsuie? Maybe. I thought about it and decided to try it out. I asked for money. Lots and lots of money. It's all gone now but they gave it. Something simple, see? Simple and easy. Don't ask for too much or they'll realize what you're doing. Then what? Hahahha. Then everything comes tumbling down.

I'm very excited. Are you excited, too?
ufufufufu: (how many times)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-05 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
For you? Nothing. He doesn't do anything for anyone but himself.

Even me, he will do nothing for! Hahaha.
ufufufufu: (you really are to me)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-06 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

You understand! You understand completely!!
ufufufufu: (when we're spreading love)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-07 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

I'm very proud of it.

Lord Nobunaga will not even remotely be pleased! He will tell me so many nasty comments about dragging him into this world without his permission. He'll probably even beat me viciously for having thought to even do something of this sort before he conquers this world.
ufufufufu: (when we're having fun)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-08 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
He does.

When he gets really annoyed with me, he can't help but give me what I want. He may even KILL me with how much this will annoy him.

I can't wait. I can't wait! That is what I want more than anything else. A chance to kill him. A chance to be killed by him! Doesn't that sound like that? Like that? I still am a loyal retainer. I still am. Aren't I? I just want to experience every sort of pain I can be in by his hands. I just want to experience the end with him. That is how much I love him. So much.

Clarence, how do you love? Do you love? I hope you do. Your stomach will smile just like my heart will. Flowing, flowing, flowing.
ufufufufu: (i've never been this nasty)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-09 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I could understand how humans love. But I can't. Not even a little. I love Kingo and want to spoil him. But when people threaten him, I end up laughing and laughing over their bodies. And then I think, shouldn't I have just scared them away? Is this how humans show their love? It doesn't seem right.

But Clarence, I love you still. I want you to learn. Clarence isn't like me so you can understand and you can be filled up. All the squirming, flowing. On the inside. Right?

That is why you should eat better and sleep more, too. Understand? You do. You always do!
ufufufufu: (i'm sorry)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-09 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

Something the fog gave? Please. I would love to help. Will it make everything all squishy on the inside?

And will it make you feel safer? Happier? Clarence has a nice smile. It smiles from ear to stomach! Eventually. So, it is all right.
ufufufufu: (or said something insulting?)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-09 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Like home, hm?

No. I don't believe so. You talk a surprisingly small amount about yourself. It is because you are humble, right? Hahaha.

And also, you called me that when we first met! You did. So I know you know love. Brother, brother! Right? Tell me lots and lots of things. My eyes are just as hungry as my ears.
ufufufufu: (i am capable of really anything)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-09 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I love my elbow very much. I am thinking of breaking it off to set it on fire. :)

That sounds lonely, Clarence. Thoughts are important. Mine go churn, churn while others go like that, like water. Your thoughts always sound like water to me. Refreshing!

But Clarence isn't like that now. So now he is less lonely? Does that mean you are the most special of your family? Congratulations! Congratulations!
ufufufufu: (how did I become so obnoxious?)

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2016-08-09 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
OK. Don't be sad. You are much more special. You could still be if you like? I never had one. I could be a good one. I wouldn't kill you. Probably! Brother? Think on it!

I look forward to it!

No one looks into it. Sometimes people try but they don't get it right. They ask me why I am doing something but they figured out my game but not the reason? How can you play and not know the why?
ufufufufu: (but it's always gonna come)

< mitsuhide > | due to his post

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-03-19 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'M REALLY SORRY, CLARENCE
I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU AND I DIDN'T
I REALLY AND GREATLY APOLOGIZE
ufufufufu: (we can live fast)

< mitsuhide >

[personal profile] ufufufufu 2017-03-19 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You do?
Someone said that I put a target on you.
I remember you don't like dying or wanting to die.
That's why I tried to be kind to you.
That's why.
But you're not mad?
I'm overjoyed!

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